Birmingham's New Tourist Attraction: Mountains of Rubbish and Rats the Size of Cats!

Congratulations, Birmingham — you've officially become the UK's newest post-apocalyptic theme park. Streets lined with teetering towers of garbage, a plague of rats big enough to register for council tax, and a city council apparently playing peekaboo with waste management.

The grand trashapalooza began when the city tried to cut a job role (known as a Waste Recycling and Collection Officer — or as locals now call it, the guy who used to make the streets smell less like a landfill). This didn’t sit well with the Unite union, and now? The only thing collecting in Birmingham is despair and bin juice.

While the council and union exchange strongly worded letters and cryptic shrugs, the residents are left living in what can only be described as the pilot episode of Ratpocalypse Now. Locals have started naming the rats. One family claims to have been followed home by a rodent they now affectionately refer to as “Clive.”

Pest control? Booked solid. The local exterminators are now offering VIP packages and loyalty cards. Residents? They're doing their part—by praying the wind blows in a different direction.

And for the brave few still walking the streets, there’s a new travel tip: carry a stick, hold your breath, and try not to make eye contact with the giant rat dragging a chicken bone across the pavement like it owns the place.

If you're into urban decay, giant vermin, or just enjoy the scent of warm bin juice on a Monday morning, book your tickets to Birmingham. Don’t forget your hazmat suit.

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